Anonymous asked:
Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special






magical-unicorn-idina-menzel:

I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!






bxneyard:

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

Omg lol



elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit




controlled1insanity:

Props to this individual

(Source: tinderboyz)



snapchatting:

reblog if you hate 6th grade! the teachers are out to get you and everyone is changing :(




m-cklemore:

lmao-nope:

so.. you americans want to know what its like in canada…..

Americans still won’t know because this is in Celsius




heckayeah:

american sex ed

(Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings)



"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"

bigbardafree:

image




thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

(Source: orangeskins)




shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED





hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

(Source: brookeeverdeen)



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